Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

black guy graduating high school

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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