Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

where wally? wallys a myth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Womens' Rights

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Samantha

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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