A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Hi

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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the WNBA

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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