What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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