- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Whats wrong?

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

I pooped my pants

Mitt Romney penis

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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