- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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