what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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