- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

we all know sammi has a penis

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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