How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Nicolas Cage

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Dogs in my home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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