Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Nicolas Cage

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Dogs in my home.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Womens' Rights

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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