Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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