Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

cancer

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

This is an anti-joke.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

whats a willy? -brock

Women's rights.

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