- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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