what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Jews

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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the WNBA

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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