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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Civil Rights.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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