Mitt Romney penis

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Get in the car.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Your Mom.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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