Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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