- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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