- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

A baby seal walks into a club

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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