What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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ass in my face ? no

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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american government

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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