How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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