- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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