What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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President Donald Trump

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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