A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Needless to say,

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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