- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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