- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Justin Bieber

brandon ya twwat

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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