Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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i'm funny

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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