How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Jews

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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