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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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i'm funny

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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