- Anti Joke

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.