A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Fox News.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Knock, Knock Come in

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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