A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Which is longer? A rope...

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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