Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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