What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Jews

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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