- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

you just contradicted yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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