Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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hipsters

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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