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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

how do you confuse a blond?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Chicken penis.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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