Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Kathy Griffin.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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