*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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