what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

mc hammers income.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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