- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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