- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Womans profesional lacrosse

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

I hate long jokes -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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