Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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