all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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