- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

your mother hates you

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

THIS IS an anti-joke.

I pooped my pants

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Knock, Knock Come in

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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