Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

my whole life!

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

knock knock Come in!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Obama

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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