John Rustenburg at the dinner table

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's funnier than 24? 25

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Jacob Edwards has friends

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

knock knock

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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