Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

donald................duck for president

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Your mom.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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