what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Barack Obama.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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