why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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