My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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yeah..

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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wat?

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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9/11

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Barack Obama.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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