What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Racial Equality.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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