What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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