What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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