- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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