Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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yeah..

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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