My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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