what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A man walks into a pole.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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banana

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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