That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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