Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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yeah..

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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