Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

Surprise mother father (A+)

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

Barack Obama.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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