What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Poop

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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yeah..

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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obamas trench

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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