Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Racial Equality.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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