- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

yeah..

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??