- Anti Joke

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Nicolas Cage