- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

roses are red, violets are violet.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Deadly cancer.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

so dont touch it.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Gorden Brown.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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