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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Needless to say,

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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