- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

what time is it? 3:16

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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